Depression

How do you fight depression? There are many tips you can probably find somewhere but here are some of mine. First of all, don't try to be logical. There's already something messed up with your logic, so it isn't going to work. Instead, do something stupid or creative.
One way I get by is by writing stupid poetry. I mean as stupid as I can think of. I could probably win a prize for stupid poetry. Here comes one right now.

Conversation:

Me:    I am a bird but birds don't like me.
  Him:    "I'm a real bird, and humans affright me."
Me:    I'm not a human, I'm flying, see?
  Him:   "You're not! and it looks like you're grounded to me."
Me:     But you don't understand, no one ever does.
  Him:    "You don't have feathers, just a little head-fuzz."
Me:    But I have wings and I'm way up high.
  Him:    "Then the world's upside down and the grass is the sky."
Me:    I'm going someplace, I'm free, I'm wild!
  Him:   "Tch, tch! My poor little, poor little child!"