Two wrongs don't make a right

Two wrongs don't make a right; three lefts do.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just don't care.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder to find one.